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How
to lose friends and annoy people
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Have a picture taken
of me giving a foreign dignitary "rabbit ears".
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Run for public office.
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Put an "eat me" sign
on a Mickey Mouse mascot at Disneyland.
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Appear in a movie.
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Meet the Queen.
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Resist her advances.
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Tell the Publishers
Clearing House People to get off my property.
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Throw up off the top
of a Ferris Wheel.
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Strangle Kermit the
Frog on prime time TV.
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Be a threat to national
security.
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Use my arms to "fly"
around crowded streets for one day.
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Hang from a flagpole.
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Talk with a lisp to
see how people react.
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Beat up Jerry Springer.
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Impersonate a priest.
Fun
things to do with food
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Egg a house.
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Buy 100 tacos for $100.
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Drink a horseradish
milkshake.
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Cover myself with Cheez
Whiz.
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Make 3 tonnes of macaroni
and cheese.
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Pepper spray someone.
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Find out what it would
be like to be pepper sprayed.
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Become lactose intolerant
and move to Wisconsin.
How
to get a free ride in the back of a police cruiser
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Throw an entire city
into anarchy.
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Spray-paint the White
House and 24 Sussex Drive.
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Sleep in a department
store after-hours.
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Cover somebody with
aluminum foil.
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Join a cult.
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Throw a Christmas tree
off the roof of a high-rise.
Water
and heights
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Jump out of an airplane.
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Blast off inside a spaceship.
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Water-ski.
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Skinny-dip.
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Swim in the Arctic Ocean.
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Go over the Niagara
Falls.
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See the Earth from space.
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Cruise in a submarine.
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Gather enough helium
balloons so that I can float.
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Find those flying reindeer.
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Fly an airplane.
I
wanna know!
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Become fluent in three
or more languages.
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Throw a CD against a
wall to see if it really does shatter.
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Find a rap song with
meaningful, legible lyrics (that aren't repeated at nauseam).
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Learn how to control
my blood pressure, body temperature, etc.
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Have a conversation
with Dave Barry.
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Find the movie that
had a cat in it that ran across an electrified floor.
Stupid
human tricks
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Break the world record
for consecutive sleepless days.
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Learn to hold my breath
for four (or more) minutes.
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Cut my own hair - successfully.
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See spontaneous human
combustion.
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Get a body part pierced.
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Find out whether I can
hammer a nail through my hand.
Fab
foreign follies
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Get a job in Germany.
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Go inside an Egyptian
pyramid.
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Retire early and travel
the world.
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Get married at the South
Pole.
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Experience a tropical
Christmas.
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Explore the Grand Canyon
- or the Grand Caymans.
[In]famous
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Have myself cloned.
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Invent something useful.
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Translate the Bible
into Ebonics.
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Meet the Pope.
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Write a book.
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Kill somebody on ‘Law
& Order' (bonus mark: kill Kenny [from South Park] on Law and Order).
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Build a life-size Lego
house.
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Melt a polar ice cap.
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Build a perpetual motion
machine.
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Buy a 7-11 and change
it to 20-38.
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Invent a new Crayola
crayon colour.
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Prove chalk is a carcinogen.
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Have a school named
after me.
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Discover a new species
of animal.
Self
improvement--and other stuff for the hell of it
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Get laser eye surgery.
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Improve my handwriting.
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Start my own business.
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Buy a Porsche.
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Drive an old gas-guzzling
American car in Japan.
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Burn a $1000 bill.
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See the Olympics.
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Denounce wealth, become
wealthy.
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Operate a snow plow
in August.
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Ride in a wheelchair.
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Breed dogs.
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Name one of my children
"Apu Nahasapemapetalon".
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Own an elephant.
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Cover a room in silly
string.
Sunshine,
lollipops, and rainbows
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Paint my bedroom blue.
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Dye my hair.
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Genetically engineer
purple bees.
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Paint myself green.
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Paint my nails.
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Get colour-changing
contact lenses.
Big
shiny achievements
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Play in a professional
hockey game.
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Grow a beard.
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Build a treehouse.
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Ride on a dogsled.
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Make a 3-point shot
from centre-court.
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Recover from a coma.
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Live on a train for
a year.
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Become an excellent
artist.
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